Sheffield

So we left at like 1, i lay on the floor, and got things thrown at me and got punched, bobby lay on top of the seats, nice!

Dundee

So we got to dundee after one of the worst drives of my life, it wasn't really long, but i probably had the worst hang over of my life! When we finally got there the venue was a real good size and seemed like a nice place, excluding its lack of shower, which i really needed! We got taken into the dressing room which was a pretty dodgy room, but it was filled with bread, coke and sweet cumberland sausage flavour crisps, we were also told that the building was broken into the night before. The people who broke in got in through a door and smashed a whole through a wall to get into the office with all the money etc in, it was fucking wild, looking back i probably should of taken a photo!
The show was pretty good, the room was full of excited kids, who wanted to buy shirts and cd's wich was good! After the show we went to a travel lodge in Carlisle and attack attack let some of us sleep in the room with them, tom, ben, webbo and myself all slept in the van, i had a great night sleep, but i think tom slept for about an hour, which kind of sucked.Next is sheffield, which is a staggering 5,3 hours away!!

We are in glasgow, in a van outside someones ouse, I don't know who it is because I was too drunk!but so far this place has been class, we went to a night club after the packed show and got to dj, kind of, but yeh it was classs! But I am I a van in my pjs, in the van, its cold and you know that feeling when you really want to brush your teeth, I have that feeling!

Glasgow

So we left sammo at an early 1130! We were ment to get up at 10 so we could all shower and be ready to leave by 12, but since sammos shower had more moss than kate moss we all pretty much decided against it! Once we left we got to a carriage and heart throb tom owen gave some delish girls a copy of the CD, it looked like they had mixed opinions about what was going on, plus we probably looked like the biggest bellends in the whole of Manchester and the UK since we were filming the whole situation! After that we went to Sainsburys and got some food and drink and set sail for Glasgow!





We arrived at the King Tuts wah wah hut at around 5, the drive through glasgow was sweet, no traffic, no trouble with parking or anything! We went around the back and loaded in all the merch and gear, once in we went into the dressing room that had mood lighting and a fridge full of beer! Then we were told that we got a free meal, i had the vegan chilli, it was real good. This place also has a frozen margarita machine, which is fucking great! The sound is also super good, and the support band are sounding checking right now, there song has the same structure as that akon song, ii wannnaaa makke loooveee righhhttt noww nahh nahhhhh! So far so good, i'll keep updating!

Wolverhampton

If there was an award for the UKs most average city, it would go to wolverhampton! The city seemed like a larger Newport, which is never a good thing, it seemed to be over run by Poundlands and Newsagents! The venue was a real good size and seemed to be in a some what good location, and as the show was "sold out" we were all expecting a good night! The doors opened and we expected floods of kids to run in, but it seemed that the venues cap was actually around 90, so the venue took into consideration that there would be band members and crew, so they sold only around 80 tickets. So in a room that could of easily held 200 it didn't seem like a good turn out! The support bands and save your breath were real good considering the sound wasn't brilliant, attack attack were as tight as a cats asshole and the kids that were there seemed to enjoy it! We didn't do very well on merch either, but its the first day of tour so there are plently more shows to make up for it! After the show we got some cheeky food from a little van called "mr sizzles", i had the vegan option, "tray of chips" and the lads had various dry and bland burgers, the good thing was the lady who served us had some leather trousers on and blatently took a shit load of abuse from every drunk asshole that also came to grab some quick food! After all that fun we drove a good 2 hours to Sammos house in Manchester, we watched a lady fart cum out of her bum, and another lady who flopped her fat gut on some poor mans back, it was great!

So its that time of the year/month when we go on tour again! We currently on the way to wolverhamtpon, listening to the new green day album, its limp, but as we've all heard it picks up, we will see! Anyway less about green day and more about this tour, be back with moore later!

Thank you Twelve Gauge records for sending me purple out of 100 insted of black out of 566!

Recently i have been watching alot of ramsey's kitchen nightmare, and it made me think about being a chef, i think i'd quite like to be a chef, excluding all the terrible hours! I think my main flaw would be the dairy-free, meat-free, nightmare of a life i lead! It has also made me think about my future, and what i am going to do in the future, like what will i be doing 10 years from now?will i have the same friends?will i know my parents?will i be dead?will i be living on the streets or drinking life away in a suit made of pure gold, to be frank it scares the fucking shit out of me! Everytime i think of a career or money or my future it just reminds me that i never want to grow up, ever, i was talking to tom the other day and he was saying about how now he has finished uni he actually has to get a real job, jobs are over-rated, life is over-rated!
Sometimes when i think of what job i'll have, i notice jobs that i never even knew exsisted before, like if you think about a shop, you need people to run it, people to manage it, people to clean it, not that i would like to clean, but even if i fucked up my life and was forced into a job i hated, at least i would have a job and be able to keep a roof over my head! Maybe there is a job out there waiting for me, like a professional eater, that would be a sweet job, although it would come with a heavy duty work-out for me, since everytime i eat an apple it goes straight to my hips!
i am going away next week on a tour with my friends, i am going to get to go to all these cool places again, some better than others i must say!
When i was in the garden eariler with my dad, talking about building and that because we are men, i saw a bird fly over me, and i know this sounds cliche, but wouldn't it be sweet, if you could just fly all day, have no worries in the world, that would be ideal becuase right now i am fucking scared about growing up!

hello 101st post, recently, excluding finding a love for making a delish dairy free pizza, i have been listening to alot of owen



but i just downloaded taylor swifts album, its rocking my world for some reason it reminds me of lene marlin song, which is a tune, so maybe that will take over my pizza eating life from now on!
i also go on tour next weekend, i cant wait to be crammed in a van with some of my best friends to visit various good/bad cities all over the uk!