Wolverhampton

If there was an award for the UKs most average city, it would go to wolverhampton! The city seemed like a larger Newport, which is never a good thing, it seemed to be over run by Poundlands and Newsagents! The venue was a real good size and seemed to be in a some what good location, and as the show was "sold out" we were all expecting a good night! The doors opened and we expected floods of kids to run in, but it seemed that the venues cap was actually around 90, so the venue took into consideration that there would be band members and crew, so they sold only around 80 tickets. So in a room that could of easily held 200 it didn't seem like a good turn out! The support bands and save your breath were real good considering the sound wasn't brilliant, attack attack were as tight as a cats asshole and the kids that were there seemed to enjoy it! We didn't do very well on merch either, but its the first day of tour so there are plently more shows to make up for it! After the show we got some cheeky food from a little van called "mr sizzles", i had the vegan option, "tray of chips" and the lads had various dry and bland burgers, the good thing was the lady who served us had some leather trousers on and blatently took a shit load of abuse from every drunk asshole that also came to grab some quick food! After all that fun we drove a good 2 hours to Sammos house in Manchester, we watched a lady fart cum out of her bum, and another lady who flopped her fat gut on some poor mans back, it was great!