Glasgow

So we left sammo at an early 1130! We were ment to get up at 10 so we could all shower and be ready to leave by 12, but since sammos shower had more moss than kate moss we all pretty much decided against it! Once we left we got to a carriage and heart throb tom owen gave some delish girls a copy of the CD, it looked like they had mixed opinions about what was going on, plus we probably looked like the biggest bellends in the whole of Manchester and the UK since we were filming the whole situation! After that we went to Sainsburys and got some food and drink and set sail for Glasgow!





We arrived at the King Tuts wah wah hut at around 5, the drive through glasgow was sweet, no traffic, no trouble with parking or anything! We went around the back and loaded in all the merch and gear, once in we went into the dressing room that had mood lighting and a fridge full of beer! Then we were told that we got a free meal, i had the vegan chilli, it was real good. This place also has a frozen margarita machine, which is fucking great! The sound is also super good, and the support band are sounding checking right now, there song has the same structure as that akon song, ii wannnaaa makke loooveee righhhttt noww nahh nahhhhh! So far so good, i'll keep updating!

Wolverhampton

If there was an award for the UKs most average city, it would go to wolverhampton! The city seemed like a larger Newport, which is never a good thing, it seemed to be over run by Poundlands and Newsagents! The venue was a real good size and seemed to be in a some what good location, and as the show was "sold out" we were all expecting a good night! The doors opened and we expected floods of kids to run in, but it seemed that the venues cap was actually around 90, so the venue took into consideration that there would be band members and crew, so they sold only around 80 tickets. So in a room that could of easily held 200 it didn't seem like a good turn out! The support bands and save your breath were real good considering the sound wasn't brilliant, attack attack were as tight as a cats asshole and the kids that were there seemed to enjoy it! We didn't do very well on merch either, but its the first day of tour so there are plently more shows to make up for it! After the show we got some cheeky food from a little van called "mr sizzles", i had the vegan option, "tray of chips" and the lads had various dry and bland burgers, the good thing was the lady who served us had some leather trousers on and blatently took a shit load of abuse from every drunk asshole that also came to grab some quick food! After all that fun we drove a good 2 hours to Sammos house in Manchester, we watched a lady fart cum out of her bum, and another lady who flopped her fat gut on some poor mans back, it was great!